Big wine glasses.
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Use your head as a size guide. Find a glass as large as your skull. We bought four of them at Pier 1 Imports for something like $4 each. (Two for dinner, two dirty from the night before; wash dishes every two days and you're golden.)
This giant size is good for more than just looking pretentious. It allows the wine to oxidize enough that even a $5 bottle of red wine will taste very nice.