This is the last of my cheap gin, and I've been let down by your sister stalks every time I've used them, so don't blow this. Your category-bending reputation depends on the results of this infusion.
I'll be seeing you in about a week.
And friends, you should head over to Betsy Delph's blog, All True Paths Lead Through Mountains, as she is brilliant. She said, "Look, if putting the rhubarb in the sugar isn't working, put the rhubarb in the booze (you idiot)."
Just kidding. The "idiot" part is me slapping my forehead. Why didn't I think of that? See above: "brilliant."