I know it's been a while.
I've been stuck in a loop.
I wrote something profound.
I sang.
I cooked.
I saw a movie.
I am working on something else.
But it is less than profound.
And therefore I am stuck.
I must remember how to write less than profound things.
The trivial is fine.
We'll start here:
Take your dogs to the vet.
Talk to your spouse.
Buy the extra box of candy at the movie theatre.
Success is relative.
Life is short. 
XO

DUDES! Guest Post on Aiming Low!

My high school choir teacher was a walking disaster. We spent more time on her stream-of-consciousness benders than we did warming up. We learned all about her codependent circus of a family and just how much she had cried at her latest solo viewing of The Titanic. I knew she was a moron after the first week of class...[Read More]

Don’t Let Others Take Your Joy on Miss Unlimited, Aiming Low

*dance* *dance* *dance*

Kitchen Hack, Vol. XXXVIII: Carrot Crudite

If the carrots you peeled on the weekend are thin enough, you just have to cut the bottoms off for your sack lunch crudite. No other slicing in half or quarters lengthwise will be necessary; just put the thicker tops back in the chilling water for lunches, soups, etc.

Also, the 1950s were awesome and you should seek to reproduce the colors and fonts of that era at every opportunity.

Happy Monday.